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Apr 20 2005, 12:21 AM Post #1
innocent_bystander Chaffing Ninja Group: AHz Admin Posts: 6057 Joined: 19-May 03 From: Raleigh-Durham, NC Member No.: 175	It doesn't get much funnier than these... World's worst weatherman - I shit you not, I was laughing so hard I was crying while watching this... World's worst sportscaster (note his best sportscenter catchphrase about 2/3 of the way through, during the Pacer's highlights) -------------------- innocent bystander - admin ICQ: 229408919 bystander =at= after-hourz.com [21:05] PK: yo [21:05] innocent_bystander: yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [21:05] innocent_bystander: whazzup [21:06] PK: not much, researching what to buy next in my build [21:06] PK: fuckin decisions, decisions [21:06] innocent_bystander: god you're as bad as a woman trying to dress [21:06] PK: hahahhah no shit [21:06] innocent_bystander: Does this video card make my ass look fat? [21:06] PK*: hahahahhahahhaha

Apr 20 2005, 12:44 AM Post #2
J.D. Lieutenant General Group: Members Posts: 2294 Joined: 25-June 03 From: My mother's womb Member No.: 234	I think that sportscaster chose the wrong profession....

Apr 20 2005, 01:00 AM Post #3
Captain Jesus Major General Group: AHz Contributor Posts: 1680 Joined: 23-February 04 From: Rhode Island Member No.: 787	hahahahaha, the weatherman reminds me of brick from anchorman

Apr 20 2005, 01:41 AM Post #4
dontfeedtheanimal Colonel Group: AHz Admin Posts: 970 Joined: 5-March 05 From: Erie, PA Member No.: 1631	I love..lamp. I just can't belive the two news girls just kept a straight face after all that. -------------------- "Asshats will be asshats and no amount of fair warning will keep them from their asshattery." Read the RULES dammit!

Apr 20 2005, 01:52 AM Post #5
Zman Major Group: AHz Contributor Posts: 352 Joined: 29-March 04 From: Sweet Home Alabama Member No.: 935	That was actually painful to watch....God, I think I would have thrown the talking points in the air and just walked out......sheesh what a couple of losers...hahahaha -------------------- They counted on us to be passive,..........they counted wrong..................Ronald Reagan If you are not a liberal in your twenties, you have no heart.....but if your not a conservative by the time your 30 you have no head....................Winston Churchill The President is like a Quarterback on Monday morning, he gets all the credit for a win, but he also gets all the blame for the loss........................Zman You can go to the plastic surgeon and say put those tits(from a magazine) on that girl, put that nose on my face, you can even take a pill to fix a chemical imbalance in your brain............but, you can't fix stupid.....it's with you for life..................Ron White

Apr 20 2005, 02:18 AM Post #6
Zildjian Major Group: Members Posts: 420 Joined: 15-February 04 From: Melbourne Florida Member No.: 754	The funniest part of the Sportscaster, is his expression at the end. He knew at that piont, that it was his last day with the company. Nice find IB --------------------

Apr 20 2005, 07:18 AM Post #7
Seeker Admin Group: AHz Admin Posts: 1666 Joined: 14-May 03 From: No. Virginia Member No.: 169	I could barely watch them both all the way through. Damn. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!! -------------------- This is my sig. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Apr 20 2005, 07:29 AM Post #8
Slyk Minion Lord Group: AHz Development Posts: 3499 Joined: 25-May 03 From: South Central PA Member No.: 186	College TV productions at its finest! My God, if I could dig up some old tapes I have from our shows in college...you'd pee yourselves. It was one thing when we taped everything and reshot bad sequences, but once a hard-ass supervising prof. came into the program, it was one-shot only and we aired some real crap. Anyway..did that dude actually WATCH the highlights before hand? Like the first time he ever saw them. ".......AAAAAAANNNNND IT'S GOOD". ahhahahhaa -------------------- "One down, one to go..." - AHz member commenting on demise of an RGN RO server. "I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding." "Fact is, some women don't have large breasts, but they're people too." - Jeff on BBC Coupling

Apr 20 2005, 07:43 AM Post #9
poopybuttocks Brigadier General Group: AHz Moderators Posts: 1436 Joined: 22-January 03 Member No.: 31	I like the way he so smoothly threw out the "Boom goes the dynamite" I think Chris Berman should be shaking in his shoes. --------------------

Apr 20 2005, 12:41 PM Post #10
Neinja Major General Group: AHz Moderators Posts: 1854 Joined: 4-November 03 From: Boston Member No.: 455	they played that sports thing on fsn last week.. laughed my ass off.. i actually said boom goes the dynomite in carball but no one understood now i guess my goals will be a bit funnier after my new bind --------------------

Apr 20 2005, 04:33 PM Post #11
MasterBlaster Lieutenant General Group: AHz Contributor Posts: 2387 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Orlando, FL Member No.: 101	I'm speechless!!!!! -------------------- Read before you post!!! Check out the Forum RULES!!! Corey Lochlin Morrison September 4, 1984 - December 6, 2005

Apr 20 2005, 04:40 PM Post #12
EraTic666 Colonel Group: AHz Contributor Posts: 846 Joined: 11-February 04 From: My Moms Vagina Member No.: 727	I to was on the verge of tears IB watching the weather guy. He just was so out of it, man i couldn't stop laughing. I love the very slight look he gives the camera at the very end when he sits back down. Longest and most uninformative weather report i've seen. As for Brick: I stabbed a man in the heart. The sports guy was like a retard who couldn't read.....thats not the end of the sentence you jerk!!!! I just love the Pacers part, he starts 'Jackson.....' then the play was long gone. --------------------

Apr 20 2005, 05:01 PM

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QUOTE (Zildjian @ Apr 20 2005, 02:18 AM)

The funniest part of the Sportscaster, is his expression at the end. He knew at that piont, that it was his last day with the company. Nice find IB

I'm sorry - I didn't see the end. I ended up killing myself riiiiiiiiight about halfway through the first clip.....

Was the second one good?

Apr 22 2005, 07:35 AM Post #14
Knightmayre Brigadier General Group: Members Posts: 1208 Joined: 16-February 04 Member No.: 760	I couldn't stand it... I don't think I watched either one half-way through. -------------------- What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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